What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Sure no problem officer.

Why is the First Amendment referred to as a right to free speech instead of an immunity from punishment for one's words, regardless of their truthfulness?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

After a few moments he returns.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

With so much evidence supporting the flat Earth theory, why aren't more resources dedicated to studying it?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why are fewer English people going to their local pubs for a drink? Are they aware that many pubs are shutting down due to lack of customers?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

{RING} {RING}

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why are many women so drawn or attracted to men that have been or are currently in prison and men that are involved in street life/illegal activities?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

HELLO

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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